Seen at the airport: THE most suspicious-looking family. Who are they? Why is their clothing unstained and unwrinkled? Why are they all smiling? (Why is the girl wearing sandals and socks? Are they German?) How is it that all their shirts are devoid of slogans and logos? Don't they know you can't bring wrapped gifts to the airport without getting them shredded by security? And, hey, what's in that "football", kid? A little C-4? Not wearing sneakers -- that should have been our first clue...
posted by MsAPhillips @ 12:37 PM
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What u should be worried about is the fact that the mother is gazing deeply into the baggage. That could mean 1 of 2 things, A:pshyco B: 40 pound wire guided tommahawk missles r stored in there. Why do u think the husband looks so unhappy pushing the cart?
Interesting. Husband has a dark and swarthy Mo Atta look to him, yet the kids recall TV sitcoms like Full House. The wife, forget it. She's taking all that shit on board as carryon, and she doesn't mean "maybe."
When you travel like this, the terroists win!
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