The ADF got me to write a check...

...to the ACLU. Apparently I am on The Wrong Mailing List. But surely I want a tax-deductible copy of the book "The ACLU vs. America", right?

Because everyone knows the ACLU "pushes for supremacy of international, foreign law" and tries to prevent people from being Christian -- at Christmas no less! -- oh, and also "defends the distribution of child pornography."

The biggest lump of hash the Alliance Defense Fund is able to sling is that "the ACLU uses public schools to promote 'tolerance' -- code for the acceptance of homosexual behavior" and prevents "any dissent to Darwinian theory or free debate of Intelligent Design."

So to review: ACLU = people who want Iraqi militants telling your family not to sing carols, but rather to abuse children and scream evolutionary epithets while wearing glitter hot-pants and roller skates.