Meme: 8 things I say

8 things I often say:

My POINT is…
Your generosity will be rewarded.
I cannot fucking believe this.
If you were my phone, where would you be?
I don’t want one, or three; I want two, or four.
Whining will get you nowhere.
Did you know that the first video shown on MTV was “Video Killed The Radio Star”?
I can’t remember where I read this, but…