deathclock.com

Welcome to the Death Clock(TM), the Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away... second by second. Like the hourglass of the Net, the Death Clock will remind you just how short life is...

Sunday, September 27, 2020 if I list myself as pessimistic,
Sunday, November 15, 2037 if I list myself as normal.

uh oh. and that's WITH lying about the body mass index...